Fairy Tale Admirer Pillows

Little Dutch boy prevents sand from falling in hour glass.

Pinocchio's Diner

Mad Hatter's tea party.

A middle eastern gentleman at a rug store - 'I like the colour, but how many miles has it done?'

"I—I miss my frog wife."

Alice Through The Looking Glass - The Red King and the Red Queen.

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

Was It Really The KissThat Woke Them Up?

Tooth Fairy's Third Favourite Saying.

'I'm so glad I'm no longer on a college campus. I got so tired of always granting tenure.'

"Look, it's the Grand Opening of the Emperor's New Clothes Exhibition tonight, and I'm certainly not going along with you dressed like that."

Humpty Dumpty's Western Omelette

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The Fourth Little Pig

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Swan Fairy Tales

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

A Fairytale Update

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Mouse Princess

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma