Fairy Tale Critic Mugs

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."

"... and they both pretended to live happily ever after."

'I'm sorry tooth fairy, I have to question your business model.'

' You shouldn't believe everything you read in the fairy stories.'

'Frankly, I think you've got a cheek asking me if you're the fairest of them all.'

"Thank you, My Prince. Now at last I can live happily ever after!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Swan Fairy Tales

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Mouse Princess

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"What the hell took so long?"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Invisible clothes

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."