Fairy Tale Analyst Gifts

"That story had an engaging plot, but 'lived happily ever after' is an unsatisfying denouement."

"What are you waiting for, kiss her!"

"After the prince finds Cinderella, do they decided to drop out of royal family, like Prince Harry and Meghan?"

Swan Fairy Tales

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

A Fairytale Update

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Mouse Princess

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

The Frog Prince

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Little Red Riding Carpet

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.