Fairy Tale Appreciator Gifts

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

William Tell (alternate)

"Got over the house of straw."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Swan Fairy Tales

The Fourth Little Pig

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

A Fairytale Update

The tooth fairy.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Mouse Princess

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"