Fairy Tale Historians Pillows

"Remind me: are we trolls or ogres?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Mouse Princess

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Puss in cement boots"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"What the hell took so long?"

Pastries and Candy

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Home Sweet Home

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"