Reading Fairy Tales Gifts

'I have your test results. Your sugar is too high.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Bitcoins? Do you take me for a fool - I want magic beans.'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

"Could you come back tomorrow Luv. I'm having a bad hair day"

"Overtime on the Humpty-Dumpty project is killing the treasury."

Pinocchio's Diner

"First you'll have to sign a prenup."

'I don't know, Jack. This 'magic beans' startup sounds kind of risky.'

"He's taking a phased retirement. Now he just huffs."

A middle eastern gentleman at a rug store - 'I like the colour, but how many miles has it done?'

"Of course it's latex. It's for display purposes only."

The Tooth Fairy has filed Chapter 11. Details after the movie...

'A nose job, botox, breast implants, and liposuction... and you're the fairest in the land!'

Jack was aghast when he realized his homeowner's association prohibited any plant removal.

"With aluminum siding, you wouldn't have to worry about polishing it every week or so."

"You might as well go back to sleep for a few years."

'Trust me honey, Aunt Iris says he's a Prince!'

"And that won't wake me either."

'No offense, but this sounds a lot like Obama's campaign promises.'

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

'I'm sorry, but zoning laws only allows roads made out of lo-cal gravel.'

Sticky Note Trail

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

'Who's been eating my crystal meth?'

"It's all part of our new inbound marketing strategy."

'There were seven of us - but we lost grumpy, Snoozy, Bashful and Doc in the restructuring.'

The one bathroom problem for the seven dwarfs.

Let's all be fairies.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

We want to put all our money into bricks.

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

Cinderella's pumpkin turned into a life coach