Reading Fairy Tales Prints

'I have your test results. Your sugar is too high.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Could you come back tomorrow Luv. I'm having a bad hair day"

"I will grant you three wishes. You should know, however, that after taxes it will be reduced to one and a half wishes."

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

"Overtime on the Humpty-Dumpty project is killing the treasury."

Pinocchio's Diner

'I don't know, Jack. This 'magic beans' startup sounds kind of risky.'

"First you'll have to sign a prenup."

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

"You might as well go back to sleep for a few years."

"With aluminum siding, you wouldn't have to worry about polishing it every week or so."

"He's taking a phased retirement. Now he just huffs."

"Of course it's latex. It's for display purposes only."

'A nose job, botox, breast implants, and liposuction... and you're the fairest in the land!'

'I'm sorry, but zoning laws only allows roads made out of lo-cal gravel.'

Jack was aghast when he realized his homeowner's association prohibited any plant removal.

'No offense, but this sounds a lot like Obama's campaign promises.'

The Tooth Fairy has filed Chapter 11. Details after the movie...

A middle eastern gentleman at a rug store - 'I like the colour, but how many miles has it done?'

'Trust me honey, Aunt Iris says he's a Prince!'

Sticky Note Trail

"And in a scathing review online, she says only one bowl of porridge was just right!"

Snow White taking the seven dwarves to a pediatrician.

'I'd rather remain a frog thanks.'

"It's all part of our new inbound marketing strategy."

Cinderella's pumpkin turned into a life coach

Eight dwarves become seven. Heart Attacky's just collapsed.

'....And, let's just say, I have a great fall, will I still be covered?'

"If we can't wake Snow White, we should at least get her a CPAP machine."

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

'Alright, we'll let him on the Planning Commission.'

'The sky is falling...'