Collecting Fairytales Prints

'Yes Rapunzel, we do have a warrant. So let down your hair, or we're coming in the hard way!'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'He had Rumplestiltskin spin all the kingdom's straw into gold, and then all the cows starved to death.'

"I know I'm huffing and puffing, but I don't have a temperature. You're safe. Now, let me in."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'Have you seen a Mr. Dumpty around?'

Man begs outside of the old woman who lived in a shoes's house. Sign reads: "Wife and so many kids to support."

This Little Pig built his house of straw, and lived happy secure ever after

'Sorry boys, we can't help you...your policy covers beanstalks, wicked old witches and jolly green giants - but not big bad wolves.'

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

Taxman is knocking on the door of the witch's gingerbread house in order to collect, sugar tax.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

Swan Fairy Tales

'Are you made of sugar?'

A Fairytale Update

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."