Collecting Fairy Tale Art Prints

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Swan Fairy Tales

The Fourth Little Pig

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Define fair."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Ask A Silly Question.

Witches Checkout.

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

7 More Dwarfs

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Beauty and the Baste

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

Football Sculpture.

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Purple Fairy

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

Let's all be fairies.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."