Collecting Fairy Tale Art T-Shirts

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Swan Fairy Tales

The Fourth Little Pig

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Witches Checkout.

Ask A Silly Question.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Beauty and the Baste

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Football Sculpture.

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

Let's all be fairies.

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Purple Fairy

'Not now, Aladdin...'