Collecting Fairytales Pillows

'Yes Rapunzel, we do have a warrant. So let down your hair, or we're coming in the hard way!'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'He had Rumplestiltskin spin all the kingdom's straw into gold, and then all the cows starved to death.'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'Have you seen a Mr. Dumpty around?'

Man begs outside of the old woman who lived in a shoes's house. Sign reads: "Wife and so many kids to support."

This Little Pig built his house of straw, and lived happy secure ever after

'Sorry boys, we can't help you...your policy covers beanstalks, wicked old witches and jolly green giants - but not big bad wolves.'

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

Taxman is knocking on the door of the witch's gingerbread house in order to collect, sugar tax.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Swan Fairy Tales

The Fourth Little Pig

A Fairytale Update

'Are you made of sugar?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."