Collecting Fairy-tale Items Pillows

"... So, let me get this straight. You want to offer your 'goose that lays golden eggs' as collateral on a £250 loan?"

Swan Fairy Tales

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Ask A Silly Question.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

Purple Fairy

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

Pianist.

Absinthe Fairy.

'He's a trier, I'll give him that.'

'Have you seen a Mr. Dumpty around?'

"No, let down your hair!"

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.

"I know I'm huffing and puffing, but I don't have a temperature. You're safe. Now, let me in."

'The Princess and the Mint.'

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'

"Consititutionally there's no bar to marriage. I'm C. of E."

'Go on then.....Rule!'

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

'Sorry boys... your policy covers Beanstalks, Wicked Old Witches and Jolly Green Giants... but not Big Bad Wolves!'

'He had Rumplestiltskin spin all the kingdom's straw into gold, and then all the cows starved to death.'