Collecting Fairy Art Pillows

Green Fairy

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Swan Fairy Tales

The Fourth Little Pig

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Witches Checkout.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Ask A Silly Question.

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

Football Sculpture.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

Beauty and the Baste

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

Let's all be fairies.

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Purple Fairy

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

'Not now, Aladdin...'