Collecting Fairy Art Gifts

Green Fairy

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

Swan Fairy Tales

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Define fair."

7 More Dwarfs

Ask A Silly Question.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Witches Checkout.

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Beauty and the Baste

Football Sculpture.

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Purple Fairy

Let's all be fairies.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."