Collecting Fairytale Memorabilia Gifts

'Wait. Let me just stop you there!'

Swan Fairy Tales

A Fairytale Update

'Are you made of sugar?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Home Sweet Home

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

The Frog Prince

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Define fair."

Rapunzcow

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Ask A Silly Question.

7 More Dwarfs

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"I never let my hair down on the first date."