Fantasy Folktale Collector Gifts

Krampus

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Define fair."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Ask A Silly Question.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

7 More Dwarfs

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

'Have you seen a Mr. Dumpty around?'

'He's a trier, I'll give him that.'

"Look! The Emperor has no clothes!"

'Isn't 'trolling' usually done in deep water on a boat?'

Absinthe Fairy.

'I've been knocking for ages!'

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

"No, let down your hair!"

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.

"I know I'm huffing and puffing, but I don't have a temperature. You're safe. Now, let me in."

'The Princess and the Mint.'

Brothers Grimm

"Mr Piper, after a comprehensive study of your social media data I think we have a clear definition of your core audience."

A frog catches an insect truck.

Mermaids