Fantasy Folktale Collector Prints

Krampus

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Define fair."

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Ask A Silly Question.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

7 More Dwarfs

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

Grimm's Fairytales - Pee Wit; Luring Villagers into the Lake

"No, let down your hair!"

'Have you seen a Mr. Dumpty around?'

'I've been knocking for ages!'

'Isn't 'trolling' usually done in deep water on a boat?'

Absinthe Fairy.

Library: Tall-Tales and Facts.

'The Princess and the Mint.'

Brothers Grimm

Mermaids

A frog catches an insect truck.

"Mr Piper, after a comprehensive study of your social media data I think we have a clear definition of your core audience."

'Sorry boys... your policy covers Beanstalks, Wicked Old Witches and Jolly Green Giants... but not Big Bad Wolves!'