Folktale Fan Prints

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Emperor's New Divorce

'Lady what? Who's lady Godiva?'

'All we've got in at the moment is Lincoln Green.'

'Isn't 'trolling' usually done in deep water on a boat?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Swan Fairy Tales

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Mouse Princess

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Vlad the Inhaler

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"What the hell took so long?"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"