Folktale Fanatic Prints

"First you'll need to fill out some paperwork."

You're right... it is a bit of sky.

"Am I really off the prezzo account or are you just huffing and puffing?"

'I can't fire Lady Godiva, Dear - She's the best Press Secretary I've ever had!'

"Oh yeah, cats, traps and poisons, you have to worry about, but believe me, pied pipers are the real danger!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Boy and Bear and Monster

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog