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Low Hanging Fruit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Home Sweet Home

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Pastries and Candy

"Puss in cement boots"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Bathroom Fairy

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'The roof needs icing.'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"At a certain point, I bring them back."