Folktale Fans Gifts

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Low Hanging Fruit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Pastries and Candy

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Puss in cement boots"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Bathroom Fairy

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'The roof needs icing.'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'