Folktale Followers Gifts

'Are you made of sugar?'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Invisible clothes

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Tooth fairy.

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

Witch Bonfire

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

"Gretel, I think we should have left a paper trail instead of breadcrumbs."

William Tell in his younger years.

The Fox and the Crow.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

'Isn't 'trolling' usually done in deep water on a boat?'

"It's nice to see the police toughening up on juvenile crime."

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''