Folktale Followers Gifts

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Invisible clothes

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

Tooth fairy.

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

Witch Bonfire

'Don't worry, pal. I'm just here for one of them. You still have eight to go.'

"Gretel, I think we should have left a paper trail instead of breadcrumbs."

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

William Tell in his younger years.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

"Look! The Emperor has no clothes!"

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

'Isn't 'trolling' usually done in deep water on a boat?'

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.

The Fox and the Crow.

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"It's nice to see the police toughening up on juvenile crime."

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

'What the hell good are new federal regulations if they don't have teeth?'