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The truth about Goldilocks.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Swan Fairy Tales

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Mouse Princess

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Rapunzel in the Morning

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Pastries and Candy

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Sleeping Beauty

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"