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'Next time you barbeque, Ms. Godiva, I strongly advise you to wear clothes.'

The truth about Goldilocks.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Mouse Princess

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Home Sweet Home

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Pastries and Candy

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.