Folktale Enthusiast Gifts

'If it's going to charity, then I want a receipt.'

"Up next - an economist who still believes the sky is falling."

"Don't eat me, wait for my brother, he's a lot bigger...."

'Remember, don't fire until I shout, 'Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down ...'

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

'I thought spending Christmas with the outlaws was bad enough - here comes the in-laws!'

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Swan Fairy Tales

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

A Fairytale Update

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Mouse Princess

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"What the hell took so long?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Pastries and Candy

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."