Folktale Lover Gifts

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

The sky

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Puss in cement boots"

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Sleeping Beauty.

Ask A Silly Question.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"My God! There goes middle management."

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"