Folktale Lover Prints

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

The sky

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Puss in cement boots"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

Sleeping Beauty.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Ask A Silly Question.

"My God! There goes middle management."

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Snow White and her Seven people.