Fairy Tale Lover Prints

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

The prince reconsiders...'Is waking sleeping beauty with a kiss sexual harassment?'

Child puts his finger in a dam to prevent it flooding.

'You could put it all into bricks - but i recommend diversifying your investment to include sticks and straw as a hedge.'

Dutch boy and the finger in dyke...

Princess and the Pea, Revisited

"And if she doesn't file?"

'How many times do I have to tell you? No more trails of breadcrumbs!

'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'

'Now where are these trolls I seek?'

'You look like an intelligent man, sir -- how would you like to buy some magic beans?'

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

Tooth fairy pays with card

'Can you come back sometime later, when it's not so humid?'

'I don't know, Jack. This 'magic beans' startup sounds kind of risky.'

"She then bit into the poison apple, hoping it would fend off the hostile takeover."

Humpty Dumpty stuck back together again.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Jack was aghast when he realized his homeowner's association prohibited any plant removal.

'....happily ever after...AFTER what?'

Dorothy after nine weeks of quarantine

"You might as well go back to sleep for a few years."

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

'By appointment only!!!'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

Endangered: Kissing is not permitted.

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

'I'd rather remain a frog thanks.'

'My horses and men didn't know what to do, so I called in Dr. Frankenstein.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

Old woman who lived in a shoe hangs a huge sock out to dry on a clothesline.

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

'Rapunzel...forget the hair!'

'There were nine of us, but we had to ask Rumpy and Pumpy to leave.'

"I shall return in four weeks to administer a second kiss."