Fairy Tale Lover Prints

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

The prince reconsiders...'Is waking sleeping beauty with a kiss sexual harassment?'

'You could put it all into bricks - but i recommend diversifying your investment to include sticks and straw as a hedge.'

Child puts his finger in a dam to prevent it flooding.

New Old Age Dwarves

Dutch boy and the finger in dyke...

Princess and the Pea, Revisited

'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'

"And if she doesn't file?"

'How many times do I have to tell you? No more trails of breadcrumbs!

'Now where are these trolls I seek?'

'Gretel, this time I poisoned the bread. We'll just follow the trail of dead birds home.'

'You look like an intelligent man, sir -- how would you like to buy some magic beans?'

'Well, SOMEBODY leaked the frog incident to the press!'

'I don't know, Jack. This 'magic beans' startup sounds kind of risky.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Mother Goose, tear down this wall!'

'Can you come back sometime later, when it's not so humid?'

Humpty Dumpty stuck back together again.

Tooth fairy pays with card

Calcium Deposits.

"She then bit into the poison apple, hoping it would fend off the hostile takeover."

"I traded our milk cow for magic beans which I then traded for a yoga mat."

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

Jack was aghast when he realized his homeowner's association prohibited any plant removal.

'....happily ever after...AFTER what?'

'John and Yolko.'

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

'How do you expect to jump over the real moon if you can't make it over a few boards nailed together? Let's go! Move it! Move it!'

'By appointment only!!!'

"You might as well go back to sleep for a few years."

Dorothy after nine weeks of quarantine

'We're having trouble coming up with an accurate inventory number...'

A genie gives a man his wish 'a little head'...

Missing: Have you seen these sheep?