Folktale Enthusiast Pillows

'If it's going to charity, then I want a receipt.'

'Relax, son! I'm just getting all the bad shots out of my system."

"Up next - an economist who still believes the sky is falling."

"Don't eat me, wait for my brother, he's a lot bigger...."

'Remember, don't fire until I shout, 'Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down ...'

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

'I thought spending Christmas with the outlaws was bad enough - here comes the in-laws!'

"Look! The Emperor has no clothes!"

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Swan Fairy Tales

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

A Fairytale Update

'Are you made of sugar?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Mouse Princess

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."