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The truth about Goldilocks.

'Are you made of sugar?'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

He looks so natural lying there...

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Invisible clothes

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Hansel and Gretal

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Going Down?

Mermaids in love

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'Well this is awkward.'

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

'Who's that painted lady?'

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.