Fantasy Story Follower Gifts

'Are you made of sugar?'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

He looks so natural lying there...

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Invisible clothes

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Pirates

"Love your ambiance!"

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'We should have removed that sign.'

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

A not-so-bright vampire with Seasonal Affective Disorder.

"Sometimes, late at night, I do wonder, 'is he laughing at me or laughing with me?'"

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'Hello, my name is Death'

Wash and Go...to hell...

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"The good news is everyone's on board. The bad news is the unicorns are gay."

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."