Fantasy Story Follower Gifts

Fearless Frog Part 17

'Are you made of sugar?'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

He looks so natural lying there...

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Invisible clothes

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Pirates

"Love your ambiance!"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'We should have removed that sign.'

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

A not-so-bright vampire with Seasonal Affective Disorder.

"Sometimes, late at night, I do wonder, 'is he laughing at me or laughing with me?'"

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

"The good news is everyone's on board. The bad news is the unicorns are gay."

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

'Hello, my name is Death'

Wash and Go...to hell...

Well, I didn't know he was a dragon when I met him online!