Fantasy Story Reader Gifts

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

He looks so natural lying there...

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Pirates

I'm ridiculously small. My nose is huge. I have ears like a jackass... Manic depressive with low elf esteem.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"Love your ambiance!"

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

'The owner would have shown you around himself, but he doesn't rise untill after sunset.'

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

Cherub on a cloud

"Sometimes, late at night, I do wonder, 'is he laughing at me or laughing with me?'"

'Who's that painted lady?'

"This is your captain speaking."

A not-so-bright vampire with Seasonal Affective Disorder.

'We should have removed that sign.'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

'Hello, my name is Death'

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Wash and Go...to hell...