Fairy Tale Reader Gifts

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"She cut off his what with a carving knife?"

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Swan Fairy Tales

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

The Fourth Little Pig

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Are you made of sugar?'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

The tooth fairy.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Mouse Princess

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

He looks so natural lying there...

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog