Fantasy Story Collector Prints

Home Sweet Home

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Define fair."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

7 More Dwarfs

"Love your ambiance!"

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"I've finished the press statement about the kraken."

Who's Dead

"I hate to spoil your porridge, but your son has a blonde in his room."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

"We met through a contact tracing app."

A Ghost

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

A frog catches an insect truck.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'Good afternoon madam, we're Federal Bear Investigators. We believe a miss Goldilocks lives here?'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

Elf Farm

"Gentlemen, this is Mr. Griscom, Super Films' new horror expert."

Lost property

Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow.

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'