Supernatural Story Collector Prints

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Rapunzcow

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"One blackbird pizza?"

A were-cow.

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Who's Dead

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

William Tell in his younger years.

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.