Supernatural Story Collector Gifts

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Poky Little Pupa.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Marley had a little lamb

Rapunzcow

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

A were-cow.

"One blackbird pizza?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Who's Dead

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

Wonderland Auto Dealers. We have some very satisfied customers. Humpty Dumpty loves the airbags in his new car! Hansel and Gretel are happy with their GPS. And the three bears think their security system will prevent break-ins. Goldilocks probably wishes the three bears bought something with keyless entry. The biggest complaint is from Cinderella. Did her car into a pumkin? No, this time it's a lemon!

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

William Tell in his younger years.

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown