Surreal Story Collector Gifts

Man In Desert Hunted By Shark.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Who's Dead

Robot Attack in Bath

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

A Ghost

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

A frog catches an insect truck.

I told you I lost it in the sun.

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

The awesome new CZ 1000 Cowasaki.

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'I never heard anything like that before. What does it mean?'

Home Sweet Home

"It's my family! They're free-floating in a panel with no border!"

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

Two witches argue after crashing into each other

"Gentlemen, this is Mr. Griscom, Super Films' new horror expert."

Homeless man's sign: 'Will sell book & movie rights to the story of my downfall for a cool million.'

Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow.

Kafka at his typewriter

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

Carrie White

"We met online."

101 uses of a dead cat: shoe scraper