Supernatural Stories Reader Gifts

Dracula gets his mail.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

A were-cow.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'The wife has me on a strict 'O Negative' diet.'

'I never want to see you again.'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

'I told you not to order the stake.'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Can I borrow a book about me?"

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

What Started the Incident at Roswell

In hindsight, wearing my watch in the time machine probably wasn't my best idea ever.

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

Happy Birthday Headless Horseman.

"With wins today, the Monster team and the Ghost team are moving on to the big game in two weeks." The Monsters will need to play better against the Ghosts. Dracula must come out for blood next time. And Frankenstein has to show up with his head on straight. If the fans hate the Ghosts, it might be impossible to beat them. Yeah, they love hearing "Boo!".

"Your job application looks great. Just out of curiosity though, exactly how long have you been dead?"

"Orbistic medicine? You treat whole planets? I never heard of such a thing."

'No way am I kissing anyone who catches flies with his tongue!'

Scared trick or treaters flee from Dracula's house.

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

'You're not showing up at all on any of the X-rays.'

Jacob Marley

"She's just teething."

What a pity!

Night of the Stingy Vampire Hunters