Supernatural Fiction Reader Gifts

Pandemic News

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The devil you know and his plus one

He looks so natural lying there...

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Pirates

A were-cow.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

"What a way to go."

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

"You put it on backward, dear."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"Sometimes, late at night, I do wonder, 'is he laughing at me or laughing with me?'"

'We should have removed that sign.'

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

A not-so-bright vampire with Seasonal Affective Disorder.

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'