Supernatural Fiction Reader Gifts

Pandemic News

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The devil you know and his plus one

He looks so natural lying there...

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Pirates

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"What a way to go."

A were-cow.

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'We should have removed that sign.'

'Well you'll be late for school again, Jimmy... and for the last time that is not toilet paper!'

"You put it on backward, dear."

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

A not-so-bright vampire with Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

"Sometimes, late at night, I do wonder, 'is he laughing at me or laughing with me?'"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"Wait! First, his attorney."