Paranormal Fiction Reader Gifts

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

He looks so natural lying there...

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"Get a tomb!"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Telekinetics on strike...

"Which one is yours?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Pirates

"Your husband says BOO!"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'