Paranormal Fiction Reader Pillows

Grim Reaper in launderette washing cloak.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

He looks so natural lying there...

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Astral Projection

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"Get a tomb!"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Which one is yours?"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

Telekinetics on strike...

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Your husband says BOO!"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Pirates

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Fear of Flying Seminar