Paranormal Prose Lovers Pillows

Ghost Reading Science Fiction.

Love at First Sight

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

New Road Signs to Watch For:

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Get a tomb!"

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"Which one is yours?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

Telekinetics on strike...

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Witches at a cauldron.

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."