Paranormal Lover Pillows

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"I just KNEW something like this would happen when I switched health plans. The old plan let me pick my own doctors!"

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

'He likes to power nap.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Astral Projection

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Trick or Tweet

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Zombie pet tricks.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Punkins

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Get a tomb!"