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'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"I just KNEW something like this would happen when I switched health plans. The old plan let me pick my own doctors!"

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

'He likes to power nap.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

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"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Ghost School.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

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Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

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"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Zombie pet tricks.

"Get a tomb!"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Punkins

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"Which one is yours?"