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Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Out To Lurch

Ghost School.

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Channelling on the Cheap

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Ghostbasters 3

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'