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"I want to make it with you."

Night of the Zombonies.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

Till life do you part.

Lover

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

"What's confusing is exactly how we're supposed to have sex."

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.

"Talk about playing hard to get! She won't let me bite her on the neck until after we're married."

Quasimodo's Belfie

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

'...by using lightning and the flesh of the undead. Luckily, he turned out to be a charming fellow and brilliant raconteur.'

No necking in public

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

Tapeworms Need Love Too

"Walking dead letter file."

'We did a background check. Dug up a fair amount of dirt. Apparently, you died months ago.'

'I don't give Zombie Apocalypses out to anybody as gifts I'm afraid.'

'I know they're flesh-eating zombies, but I had to let them in - they brought wine.'

Sunset in the long drawing-room at Chesney Wold

Trilby - 'The soft eyes'.