Romantic Horror Lover T-Shirts

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'He likes to power nap.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Trick or Tweet

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Zombie pet tricks.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Punkins

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Snake Eyes

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Mermaids in love

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'