Romantic Undead Pillows

"I want to make it with you."

Night of the Zombonies.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

Till life do you part.

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

Lover

"What's confusing is exactly how we're supposed to have sex."

'We were introduced by a scientist friend of ours, then discovered we both like getting caught in electrical storms and taking long walks on the beach to scare people."

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.

No necking in public

'...by using lightning and the flesh of the undead. Luckily, he turned out to be a charming fellow and brilliant raconteur.'

Quasimodo's Belfie

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

"Walking dead letter file."

Wait, it turns out you're allergic to brains? I knew it! Old Married Zombie Couple.

Venn Diagram of 'love' and 'horror films'

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

Tapeworms Need Love Too

"Talk about playing hard to get! She won't let me bite her on the neck until after we're married."

'We did a background check. Dug up a fair amount of dirt. Apparently, you died months ago.'

"Did you hear that, Dave? She just told me to drop dead!"

'I know they're flesh-eating zombies, but I had to let them in - they brought wine.'

Sunset in the long drawing-room at Chesney Wold

I'm in the mood for a gothic romance.