Romantic Spook Pillows

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

"This will be hilarious!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Monster Baseball

Date Night

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'They were all out of roses.'

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Science Applied to Art

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

'Honey, this is Alonzo

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Man is walking his dachshund with a Happy Valentines Day balloon tied around dog's belly lifting it off of the sidewalk.

"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."

"I want to make it with you."

'If my husband comes home, duck out that door. . . He'll never see you.'

'I'm here to read the meter.'

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'

Heart Flasher

'Aagh- are you sure you checked the smell-by date?'

"What? You know I love paisley."

And I'll tell you another thing that bugs me, he sucks his teeth in his sleep!!

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.