Romantic Slowpokes Pillows

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

Bear Costume

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Romantic Tree Carving

Snail Pattern Balding.

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'It's a slow trap.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Perfect Match

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

'Sharing the petrol costs didn't bother me, but I resent having to pay half for the condoms!'

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Barbara Cartland

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

A couple in love

"RUN!"

"Month-end report due by month end, ha ha ha ha ha."

Love

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

'It the thought that counts.'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'